1: You have your own cushion to really uncomfortable hard chairs.

2. You dont have to worry about being not being curvy...ever.

3. When you twerk you have something to twerk.

4. When you play the "I can bump you harder with my hip" game, you will always win.

5. When you try on a new dress even though those small sizes are way too small, you'll fill out the larger ones far superiorly than you would if you were a size 0.

6. You know that eating only a salad for breakfast and lunch is an inconceivable notion, wuss...eat a club sandwich.

7. Puberty filled you out from the start so you get a tough skin from an early age from all the comments.

8. You find friends that can identify with you and make sense of it all. 

9. When get to be twenty-something you realize guys don't really want stick figures, in fact most of them want something they can hold on to ;)

10. Your boobs are there if you ever get bored, hence the boob dance.

11. They also are great for getting free coffee, skipping ahead in line and extra politeness from men. (Guys dont hate, if you had boob power you would totally use it now and then).

12. Epic boobs also get you cat calls, but you get to say some of your best comebacks you've been thinking up in your head when you're not doing anything.

13. Baby got back. They write songs about bountiful booty.

14. You can accomplish the actual hourglass look if you wanted to, even though it might take a corset.

15. Push up bras are almost something you never need.

16. Plus you'll never need to buy chicken cutlets.

17. Your'e butt looks awesome in boy short panties.

18. Heels only embellish what you already have.

19. When you go to the gym you have to wear multiple sports bras, but your chest will never look completely flat.

20. We have been beauty icons for centuries, and why would we stop now?